Hello, my name is quiffy. (where did that name originate from?), i am also fondly known as; wiggy wiggy, wiggiumoo, quiffels, moogwoog, mangawa, quiffy monster and white rabbit (if i have to play games with humans)

I'm in this situation where my long term partner, Shane, has found a girl friend and they are heading off to live in ireland. I said to Shane that "this is ok, i can come too." However, he says that i cannot, it will cost him $3000 dollars to put me on a 25 hour long air journey (with 3 change overs), and to top that off, i have to go into quarranteen for 6 months! He fears that if i didn't die on the flight over, i would definately have a fate worst than death in this place called quarranteen.

L A T E S T U P D A T E:
quiffy has found a home

Thank you very much for your enquiries. Quiffy is now taking enquiries from agencies for any show business related work...

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Here are some of the pictures Shane has taken of me in the last couple of years. That should give you a good idea of what type of feline i am. I'm a loving creature, I'm also famous (my plight was also on SMH Column 8), I am intelligent, I delight in human interaction. Shane has asked me "whether it would be cool to put a link" to his kombi web site as he's trying to sell it before leaving. Better make use of the publicity.

Shane took more pictures of me yesterday, so i have asked him to put them up for everyone to see. I went for a walk in the local cemetary to get some sun.